Turtleboy Aidan Kearney – When You Come At the Sporks You Best Not Miss

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The other day we got a Facebook message from our friend Dana we just had to LOL at.

Aidan Kearney, probably drunk and confused, accused Dana of being us. LOL, good one!!! As you can see Dana sent that to me at 11:16, 36 minutes before Aidan showed Dana how edgy and in your face he is by quoting a Charlie Sheen hashtag from 2011. Aidan even wrote a blog about it!

Newsflash nudnik: you will never find Turtleboy Sporks because we are all Sporks! Yes only one person named Sam Fuller writes the blog’s and I make all the money off them as Marketing Director and I also write the blogs, but we are all Turtleboy Sporks! See for yourself. Aidan

Turtleboy’s “evidence” that Dana is us is that Dana shared a link to our blog exposing Aidan Kearney’s dangerous predatory behavior with “a known white local hippie” and other friends on Facebook. Newsflash buttnut, normal people have friends that they talk to and share things with. You haven’t proved anything except that people talk to each other, and you are hilariously and stupidly wrong in your guess.

We thought it was funny that Aidan blocked out the names of two of the hippies in the conversation, because since when is Aidan about protecting hippies? Then we realized, those are personal friends of Aidan Kearney. There initials are J.S and T.D. If he attacked them then they would have exposed him even more.

We noticed something odd in Aidan Kearney’s blog about Dana. He said Aidan didn’t have anything to do with TurtleboySports until the Buffalo incident in October. It is strange that totally innocent Aidan Kearney was using the TurtleboySports Twitter handle to comment on college basketball last March and April.