The other day we got a Facebook message from our friend Dana we just had to LOL at. Aidan Kearney, probably drunk and confused, accused Dana of being us. LOL, good one!!! As you can see Dana sent that to me at 11:16, 36 minutes before Aidan showed Dana how edgy and in your face he…
Last week we reported that one of the recent victims of Aidan Kearney’s pattern of sexual harassment was his former student at Shepherd Hill Regional High School. We started this blog as a parody of him, and as much as we enjoy mocking his shitty writing, we felt it was important enough to break character when we…
So over at the main blog us Turtleboy’s were having a meeting about what to blog about. Because when you have literally dozens of writers sometimes it’s hard to come up with idea’s for one or two posts a day. Anyways I said why don’t we don’t do a pizza tour of Worcester and Sheister…
“Can I ask your professional opinion on something,” we wrote to a friend who’s a high school teacher. “What are the ethics of ‘publicly shaming’ a 19-year-old ex-student’s sex life for putting disagreeable political opinions on her own Facebook page?” “Are u kidding . . . I’m pretty sure you know what my response on that…
Here at TurtleboySporks we take no position on the hippies. We don’t have opinions here. We just point out Turtleboy‘s many errors and logical fallacy’s. Today even though he’s “getting sick of writing about” the hippies, Turtleboy is writing about the hippies. One of the area’s Turtleboy makes the most mistakes is history and today…
Turtleboy is a criminal who has benefited from judicial leniency in the past, but he is opposed to it for others. He also is a big supporter of the Fourth Amendment except for where it is supposed to apply: against the state and the police. Here’s what one of our writer’s found he got wrong…
While Eric Holder is coming to Worcester to literally call all real Worcester residents racists so the Joyce McNickle’s can profit, some real racism happened in one of our jails. A brave, veteran officer named, Michael Motyka was assaulted by a criminal that was locked up and handcuffed in a cell. Here is what I reported…
Turtleboy has had a thing for Clive McFarlane since well before Clive outed him as a history teacher who was fired for questionable behavior. I don’t get it because Clive was nice to Turtleboy when Turtleby was a track coach fired for questionable behavior. Today Turtleboy took another shot at calling “Jive” Clive the Real…
It’s a funny thing about either/neither’s. For example here at Turtleboysporks some of us think Turtleboy is a moron. Others think he’s a liar. We literally debate this all the time. Newsflash-he can be both. AKA he’s dishonest and too much of a moron to hide it . He also makes too many errors of…
Computer’s are magical machines where you can look up almost everything human’s know in literally two seconds. Turtleboy doesn’t seem to realize that. In his post “Bill Maher Makes One Direction-Boston Marathon Bomber Joke, PC Dooshnozzles Lose Their Minds” Turtleboy made a bunch of factual and logical errors. One of our writers listed them. 1.…
Turtleboy is almost beyond parody, though we try our best on the Twitter machine. Mimicking his blog style over and over would be tedious, but we already have the page set up so we might as well use it. We have a team of dozens of fact checkers that will comb through his posts and show…
But what about the other jokes Turtleboy makes???? “why not make a banner out of, I dunno – PAPER!!!???” “I have a hard enough opening a bag of Cheetos on my own.” ““fuck it, dog pile!!”” All stolen from Deadspin comments!
So Mrs. Turtleboy wanted to go to Sundays apple fest but Sunday’s are for football in the Turtleboy household. LOL. After I take a giant smash on Sunday’s I watch football. It’s science. We here at Turtleboy Sporks have had a Patriots pants tent since ought-two. We have a, metrosexual, quarterback and all he does…
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