But what about the other jokes Turtleboy makes???? “why not make a banner out of, I dunno – PAPER!!!???” “I have a hard enough opening a bag of Cheetos on my own.” ““fuck it, dog pile!!”” All stolen from Deadspin comments!

So Mrs. Turtleboy wanted to go to Sundays apple fest but Sunday’s are for football in the Turtleboy household. LOL. After I take a giant smash on Sunday’s I watch football. It’s science. We here at Turtleboy Sporks have had a Patriots pants tent since ought-two. We have a, metrosexual, quarterback and all he does…